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Three-panel Lord of the Rings screenshot meme. Top: a bearded dwarf in a helmet, captioned "NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH A LIBERTARIAN". Middle: a blond elf smiling, captioned "TAXATION IS THEFT". Bottom: the dwarf glancing sideways, captioned "PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT YOUR GAS MASK ON".

Gimli Has Had Enough of Taxation Is Theft

Gimli's famous line from The Lord of the Rings gets a political twist: a libertarian Legolas says taxation is theft while Gimli tells him to put his gas mask on.

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Three-panel Lord of the Rings screenshot meme. Top: a bearded dwarf in a helmet, captioned "NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH A LIBERTARIAN". Middle: a blond elf smiling, captioned "TAXATION IS THEFT". Bottom: the dwarf glancing sideways, captioned "PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT YOUR GAS MASK ON".

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