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Four-panel movie screenshot meme. Panel 1: a dark armored gauntlet holds up a small plastic bag containing an Allen wrench. Panel 2: a dark-haired man in robes snarls, caption: "Cast it into the fire. Destroy it!" Panel 3: a bearded man glares and replies, caption: "No." Panel 4: the gauntlet hovers over a huge pile of Allen wrenches.

Allen Wrench Hoard Refuses to Be Cast Into Fire

The Lord of the Rings Council of Elrond scene reworked so the hero refuses to destroy the Allen wrench, a hoarded relic from every flat-pack furniture box.

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Four-panel movie screenshot meme. Panel 1: a dark armored gauntlet holds up a small plastic bag containing an Allen wrench. Panel 2: a dark-haired man in robes snarls, caption: "Cast it into the fire. Destroy it!" Panel 3: a bearded man glares and replies, caption: "No." Panel 4: the gauntlet hovers over a huge pile of Allen wrenches.

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