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Hand-lettered header: "9 CONVERSATIONAL TRICKS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE COOL AND ELROND". A long-haired figure in a brown elven robe and cloak stands beside a two-column chart. Columns: "INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS" and "SAY THIS COOL THING". Hello everyone: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. Who knows?: Nothing is certain. I don't think it's a good idea: There are some who would not deem it wise. Do you…

Talk Like Elrond to Seem Effortlessly Cool

A spoof self-help chart swaps everyday phrases for grandiose Elrond lines from The Lord of the Rings, so even "hello everyone" sounds like an elven council.

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Hand-lettered header: "9 CONVERSATIONAL TRICKS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE COOL AND ELROND". A long-haired figure in a brown elven robe and cloak stands beside a two-column chart. Columns: "INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS" and "SAY THIS COOL THING". Hello everyone: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. Who knows?: Nothing is certain. I don't think it's a good idea: There are some who would not deem it wise. Do you…

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