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Flowchart with a sun-faced idol picture. Do you have money? YES: BUY. NO: Not for [idol], BLASPHEMY. Do you have a job? They pay you? Do you have possessions? Sell them. NO: Do you have a soul? NO: Liar. YES: Sell it.

Flowchart: How to Buy It When You're Broke

A flowchart joke where every path ends in BUY, even if you must sell your possessions or your soul. A broke-adult gaming gag about impulse spending.

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Flowchart with a sun-faced idol picture. Do you have money? YES: BUY. NO: Not for [idol], BLASPHEMY. Do you have a job? They pay you? Do you have possessions? Sell them. NO: Do you have a soul? NO: Liar. YES: Sell it.

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