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A man in a dark fedora, eyes shadowed, lit in blue with glowing sparkles, holds a blue paper heart. Handwritten on it: "Mars is red, the Protomolecule is blue, the doors and corners that's where they get you."

Detective Miller Sends a Protomolecule Valentine

A Valentine's Day poem in the style of The Expanse's Detective Miller, who wears a fedora, riffing on the protomolecule and his line about doors and corners.

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A man in a dark fedora, eyes shadowed, lit in blue with glowing sparkles, holds a blue paper heart. Handwritten on it: "Mars is red, the Protomolecule is blue, the doors and corners that's where they get you."

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