Xennial Memes

Xennial Memes

Photo of a wide concrete staircase with a metal handrail, outdoors beside rocks and shrubs. The right side of the steps tapers off into a dirt slope. A red hand-drawn circle surrounds the top-right steps, with red text reading: "What's the point???" Scientific American infographic titled "Beyond XX and XY: A host of factors figure into whether someone is female, male or somewhere in between." A rainbow bar runs from typical biological female to typical biological male. Colored arrows link chromosomes, genes, hormones, organs and puberty. Photo of a mountain road that has collapsed into a huge gap, with a raised broken slab of asphalt on the far side. A yellow diamond road sign reads "JUST SPEED UP A BIT". A smaller yellow sign below it reads "YOU GOT THIS". Evergreen forest in the background. Four-panel cartoon comic. Panel 1: Kermit the Frog sips from a glass of reddish tea with his eyes closed. Panel 2: a large gray-green hand grabs Kermit by the head from above as he flings the tea away. Panel 3: Baby Yoda, a small green creature in a gray robe, chews on Kermit. Panel 4: Baby Yoda smiles smugly, holding the tea cup. Signature: @felissabumblehead. Black typewriter-style text centered on an off-white paper background: "I hope that someday when I am gone, someone, somewhere, picks my soul up off of these pages and thinks, "I would have loved her."" Black-and-white hand-drawn comic styled like a side-scrolling platformer. A small figure climbs stairs collecting stars and reaches an EXIT. Screen: "LEVEL END you have gathered ✸ x 3,154 it is pointless to gather these". The figure then meets a large dark creature: "i have done nothing wrong but you are still going to destroy me". The creature sobs. Caption: "CREATURE most vulnerable while HEAVING WITH SOBS". The… Black serif text on a white background: "Sometimes you get what you want. Other times, you get a lesson in patience, timing, alignment, empathy, compassion, faith, perseverance, resilience, humility, trust, meaning, awareness, resistance, purpose, clarity, grief, beauty and life. Either way, you win." Credited below: "brianna wiest". Italic text quote on a white background: "In an ever-changing, incomprehensible world the masses had reached the point where they would, at the same time, believe everything and nothing, think that everything was possible and that nothing was true. ... Mass propaganda discovered that its audience was ready at all times to believe the worst, no matter how absurd, and did not particularly object to being deceived… Quote card over a photo of a rally outside the U.S. Supreme Court building under a gray sky. Text: "To be clear, they don't get to rule on our humanity. They're ruling on their own." KATE SOSIN. A rainbow flag flies above a crowd; a blue sign reads "WE THE PEOPLE MEANS EVERYONE." Four-panel black-and-white comic. Panel 1: a smiling woman holding a phone chats with a person seen from behind; a label reads "Normal Conversation". Panel 2: a wide-eyed, grinning striped-shirt character holds a large yo-yo; label: "The latest obscure thing I'm obsessed with". Panels 3-4: the character grins beside the chat. © Sarah Andersen Four-row expanding brain meme template. Row 1 text: "People who need text and image" beside a dim blue X-ray of a skull with a small brain. Row 2 text: "People who only need text" with an empty panel. Row 3 has an empty text box beside a glowing, radiant brain. Row 4 is blank. Screenshot of a tweet from jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie), with a profile photo of a smiling man with a mustache. The tweet reads: "millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny. Posted 6/4/17, 10:23 AM from Brooklyn, NY. Reply from c-bassmeow: This is amazing White uppercase text on a black background reads: "STOP BREAKING YOURSELF DOWN INTO BITE SIZED PIECES STAY WHOLE AND LET THEM CHOKE" A black-on-white typed poem titled "How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors". It reads: "It's not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can't make an omelette without breaking stride. Be sure to watch what you write with a fine-tuned comb. Check and re-check until the cows turn blue. It's as easy as falling off a piece of cake. Don't worry about opening up a whole hill of beans: you… Three-panel Star Trek meme. Top: a Federation starship faces a Borg vessel; text reads "We are the Borg. Surrender your vessel and prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile." Middle: Captain Picard in a red uniform says "We will do no such thing. Raise shields and prepare to open fire." Bottom: two crew members face a Borg cube on the viewscreen; text reads "Oh so just because you disagree with us it's okay… Two-panel black-and-white doodle of a person holding papers at a desk, like a news anchor. Left panel: "Next up we will discuss the topic with someone whose job is to be a well researched and respected expert in the area". Right panel: "And in the interest of balance we will also talk to an idiot". Signed "@twisteddoodles". A framed-style poster with a mottled light blue parchment background and dark vignette edges, headed "PRAYER OF ST FRANCIS" between two decorative flourishes. Text: "Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; Where there is hatred, let me sow love; Where there is injury, pardon; Where there is doubt, faith; Where there is despair, hope; Where there is darkness, light; And where there is sadness, joy. O Divine… Text on a pale yellow background: "When I was in 7th grade, our teacher put on a video and told us to take notes. Ten minutes in, she threw the lights on and shouted at Steven Webb Sladki, telling him he wasn't taking notes and he should have been. But the thing was, Steve was taking notes. I saw it. We all saw it. The teacher asked if anyone wanted to stand up for Steve. A few of us choked out some words of… Black text on a off-white textured background: "What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Text post titled "Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:" followed by bullets: As the prophecy foretold. But at what cost? So let it be written; so let it be done. So...it has come to this. That's just what he/she/they would've said. Is this why fate brought us together? And thus, I die. ...just like in my dream... Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.… A huge dark tidal wave towers over a seaside city of apartment buildings. A white arrow from a box reading "CLIMATE CHANGE" points at the wave. Speech bubbles from the buildings say "Healthcare!", "Immigration!", "Guns!", "Free school!", "Justice!" and "Legal weed!" Photo of a book page titled "A Franciscan Benediction" with red hand-drawn bracket lines in the corners. Text: "May God bless you with discomfort / At easy answers, half-truths, and superficial relationships / So that you may live deep within your heart. May God bless you with anger / At injustice, oppression, and exploitation of people, / So that you may work for justice, freedom and peace. May God bless you with… Hand-drawn iceberg with a small boat beside it. A person on the boat says: "What say you first mate? O ideal days...?" Above water: "This Stuff..." with checkboxes "Level of Effort" and "Complexity". Below: "And... Other Stuff..." with 24 checklist items such as Multi-tasking, Handoffs, Approvals, Meetings, Morale, Compliance. Gray quote graphic. Text: "The narcissist does not love you. You don't even love the narcissist, because the person you fell in love with (or want to love, if the narcissistic personality in your life is a parent, friend or sibling) does not exist. The person you fell in love with was a mask. It was a reflection of what you wanted and what you are. You essentially fell in love with yourself, because the narcissist… Screenshot of a Tumblr thread. User marcvscicero writes: "writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page". User fencer-x replies: "I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world,… A small child in a white unicorn costume with a horn and spines crouches with arms out on a grassy lawn, facing a boy in a yellow Star Trek command uniform who points a toy blue and yellow space blaster at them. Top text: "NEVER LET NORMAL". Bottom text: "INTERFERE WITH AWESOME". A flowchart on a faint grid. Top box: "Someone has done a thing". An arrow leads to a diamond: "Are they on our side?". Left arrow to a box "Yes", then to a box "It's fine". Right arrow to a box "No", then to a box "BASTARD". Photo from a safari park: a giraffe's long spotted neck pokes down through the shattered passenger window of a silver car, with glass shards flying. Other animals, a few parked cars and a wooden fence are visible on the grass behind. No text. Hand-lettered 3x3 chart titled "E-MAIL LIKE A BOSS @danidonovan". Each cell has a blue situation, a red X weak phrase, and a green check stronger phrase. 1: "I took a while but you can deal": X "Sorry for the delay", check "Thanks for your patience". Other cells follow similarly. A text-only list of grammar and literary jokes that each begin with something walking into a bar. Examples: "A bar was walked into by the passive voice." "An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening." "A dyslexic walks into a bra." "A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony."

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