Xennial Memes

Xennial Memes

Photo of a cream store sign with an ornate border and three small jam jar drawings. It reads: "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?" "Preserves: Made from cooking the whole fruit" "Jam: Made from cooking mashed fruit" "Butter: Made from cooking strained fruit pulp" "Jelly: Made from cooking fruit juice" Pixel art of a muscular fighter in a white gi, seen from behind, walking down a tree-lined path toward a glowing orange sunset. Below, in pixelated pink and yellow letters: "THE FIGHT IS ALL." Screenshot of a Tumblr post by stimmyabby: "Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority" and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person" and they think… Hand-drawn graph with Conviction on the vertical axis and Knowledge on the horizontal axis. A curve rises to an orange peak, Child's Hill, drops into a gray valley, Insecure Canyon, then climbs a wavy teal path, Grown-Up Mountain, along a dotted diagonal. Stick figures mark five points. Labels: 1 Pretty damn sure you know a whole lot and feeling great about it. 2 Questioning whether you actually know that much. 3… Cross-section diagram titled "Great Lakes System Profile" with a very deep, narrow Lake Baikal on the left, elevation 1,494 ft (446 m), depth 5,387 ft (1,642 m), beside the Great Lakes, labeled Superior, Huron, Michigan, Erie, Ontario, St. Lawrence River, Gulf of St. Lawrence, Atlantic Ocean. Close-up of a worksheet. Printed text: "C. Write these words in alphabetical order." Listed words: "1. take", "value", "use", "2. royal". A child's messy handwriting on the lines reads "aekt", "aeluv", "esu", and "alory", each spelling out the letters of the word. Black-and-white comic. A woman with a headband says "We're having a sit-in"; a man shouts "Ugh. Too hippie!" She says "We're blocking traffic"; he: "Too disruptive!" "We're boycotting"; "Too 'cancel culture!'" "We're kneeling during the anthem"; "Too unpatriotic!" "We're organizing a march on"; "Too intimidating!" "We're having a demonstration"; "Too scary!" "We're burning down the city"; "Too violent!" "I wrote a… A 3x3 alignment chart titled "THE TANK ALIGNMENT CHART". Columns: "DOCTRINE PURIST" (A tank is to be used for breakthrough and exploitation into the enemy rear), "DOCTRINE NEUTRAL" (A tank is to be used for assault, exploitation, direct troop support and mobile defence), "DOCTRINE RADICAL" (A tank may be used for anything it is good at). Rows: "STRUCTURE PURIST" (A tank is a heavily armoured ground combat vehicle… Screenshot from an isometric fantasy RPG showing a huge, glittering heap of gold coins and candles in a dungeon treasury beside an ornate treasure chest. A tooltip over the pile reads: "Gold Pile (empty)". Anime-style frame of an elderly man with gray hair and glasses, a blue surgical mask pulled below his nose, glaring down and holding a pair of brown patterned mittens over his mouth. Yellow Japanese subtitle: ロボットシンジで取得 Anime screenshot from Pokémon: Jessie in her white Team Rocket uniform with a red R sits on a brown leather booth beside a sick Meowth wearing a face mask and tucked under a blanket. James stands at right. Subtitle: "Health must come first, or else evil can't prosper." Line chart of social movement stages. Headers: Steady State; Build-up of Stress in the System; Seen as a General Problem; Resolution. Stages: 1 Business-as-usual, 2 Normal Channels Fail, 3 Conditions Ripen, 4 Take Off!, 5 Activist "Failure", 6 Win Majority of Public, 7 Success!, 8 Moving On. Three curves labeled Public Awareness of Problem, Public Opposition to Powerholder Policies, Public Support for Movement… A still from The Mandalorian: a man in a dark robe, seen from behind, faces a blue holographic projection of a helmeted Mandalorian in armor above a glowing console. Top text: "FUCK AROUND". Bottom text: "AND FIND OUT". An imgflip.com watermark is in the corner. Newspaper clipping listing crimes by amount stolen: "Stealing a million—Genius. Stealing $500,000—Sagacity. Stealing $100,000—Shrewdness. Stealing $50,000—Misfortune. Stealing $25,000—Irregularity. Stealing $10,000—Misappropriation. Stealing $5,000—Speculation. Stealing $2,500—Embezzlement. Stealing $1,250—Swindling. Stealing $100—Larceny. Stealing $10—Theft. Stealing a ham—War on society." Caption: "Appeal to… Hand-drawn chart titled "The Cube Rule of Food", subtitled "For identifying dishes based on starch locations". Six cube sketches with starch faces shaded teal: 1 Toast (bottom face), 2 Sandwich (top and bottom), 3 Taco (three sides), 4 Sushi (all but top and one side), 5 Soup/Salad w/ Bread Bowl (open top), 6 Calzone (all faces). A 3-by-4 grid of twelve black-and-white Calvin and Hobbes panels of Calvin, numbered 1 to 12, under the heading "How are you feeling on this Calvin scale?" Calvin goes from calm in a winter hat (1), to grinning, wide-eyed, plotting, sulking, caped and snarling, and running in panic, to a furious scowl (12). A nighttime front yard with a giant inflatable Star Wars AT-AT walker strung with colorful Christmas lights. A long strand of white lights trails from its head like a tow cable to a glowing Santa in a sleigh near the house porch. No text. A hand-drawn style graph titled "Caley Unified Theory of Legal Realism". Y-axis: "Dipshittery of Underlying Legal Argument" with arrow "argument more dipshitty". X-axis: "Political Constraints (likelihood of mass protest)" with arrow "protests more likely". A diagonal line is labeled "50/50 probability of conservative justices ruling for conservative policy outcomes". Above it: oval "conservatives lose here"; below… Light blue illustration of a smiling cartoon girl in a winter hat and scarf ice skating with arms out. Her skate trail becomes looping calligraphy that reads "Fuck off". Signed "@YOYOHA" in the bottom right. Black-and-white portrait of a young man in a dark suit and striped tie, captioned "— Robert F. Kennedy". Beside it is the quote: "The gross national product does not allow for the health of our children, the quality of their education, or the joy of their play. It does not include the beauty of our poetry or the strength of our marriages; the intelligence of our public debate or the integrity of our public… Bar chart titled "Internet Users in the World" with blue bars for each year from 1993 to 2015. The y-axis is labeled 0, 1,000,000,000, 2,000,000,000, 3,000,000,000 and 4,000,000,000. The bars start near zero in 1993 and climb to about 3.4 billion by 2015. Phone screenshot of wired.com at 09:35. Headline: "How the Web Became Unreadable", mostly hidden behind a popup. Popup: "We Care About Your Privacy", a data and cookies consent notice, "List of Partners (vendors)", button "I Accept", link "Show Purposes". Below: "SUBSCRIBE", "Already a subscriber? Sign-In". Screenshot of a website called The Soapbox with a purple header. The headline reads "Liberals Are Losing the Journalism Wars". The subhead reads "As major media outlets erect paywalls, conservative publishers are flooding the country with free, right-wing propaganda paid for by Republicans." A yellow pop-up covers the page with three dots, two filled and one empty, and a close X. It reads "This is the last of your… Comic-style illustration of the Trojan Horse being welcomed through a castle gate by two men while a figure watches from the tower. Text on the horse's head: "Funny edginess". On its belly, over armored soldiers: "Literally nazism". Above the gate: "Mentally fragile young men and politically confused people". Over the two men: "Totally apolitical web stars". Black serif text on a white background reads: "I knew that I was dying. something in me said, go ahead, die, sleep, become as them, accept. then something else in me said, no, save the tiniest bit. it needn't be much, just a spark. a spark can set a whole forest on fire. just a spark. save it. - Charles Bukowski" Below it: "#DONTGIVEUPWORLD" Parody poster with the bold heading "STOP DOING MATH". Bullets: "NUMBERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES"; "YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than your FINGERS"; "Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING""; ""Yes please give me ZERO of something. Please give me INFINITY of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged". Then:… Vintage-style infographic titled "12 Signs You Are an Empath" with pen-and-ink drawings. Text: Frequent need for solitude. Always looking to help those in need. Excellent listener. You are very intuitive. Internalising other people's emotions. Strong belief in humanity. Always looking for answers. Natural born truth detector. Love of nature & animals. People, even strangers, want to tell you their problems.… A 3x3 grid titled "CONFLICT IN LITERATURE" with columns CLASSICAL, MODERN, POSTMODERN, each panel showing Daffy Duck. Captions: "MAN vs. NATURE" (Elmer Fudd aims a shotgun at Daffy), "MAN vs. SOCIETY" (a "DUCK SEASON" sign), "MAN vs. TECHNOLOGY" (Daffy faces a robot), "MAN vs. MAN" (Daffy fencing Sylvester), "MAN vs. SELF" (Daffy pouring gasoline on himself), "MAN vs. REALITY" (Daffy as a flower), "MAN vs. GOD"… Four-panel black-and-white comic. Panel 1: a dark round character with a smug look holds hands with a lighter blushing round character, hearts floating above. Panel 2: the light one, teary, says "SWEETIE? BABE, WHAT'S HAPPEN-ING??" and "SOME-THING'S WRONG. I... I CAN'T." The dark one says "WAIT-". Panel 3: the dark one shrinks and drifts away saying "I... LOVE YOU..." while the light one wails: "NO! WAIT! YOU HAVE… Hand-drawn colored-pencil map titled "Beyond Politics under attack" with stick figures, a sea, and a maze. Labels include Germany, France, Yellow Vests, NATO Article 5, Brexit, Fox News, Info Wars, Breitbart, Propaganda Machine, Active Measures, Stolen Elections, Voting Machines, Stolen Emails, Blackmail. Signed @gzikah, 2019.

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