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Hand-drawn chart titled "The Cube Rule of Food", subtitled "For identifying dishes based on starch locations". Six cube sketches with starch faces shaded teal: 1 Toast (bottom face), 2 Sandwich (top and bottom), 3 Taco (three sides), 4 Sushi (all but top and one side), 5 Soup/Salad w/ Bread Bowl (open top), 6 Calzone (all faces).

The Cube Rule of Food: Starch Location Chart

A hand-drawn cube chart sorts toast, sandwiches, tacos, sushi, bread bowls and calzones by where the starch sits. A food-logic joke for the Tumblr-era crowd.

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Hand-drawn chart titled "The Cube Rule of Food", subtitled "For identifying dishes based on starch locations". Six cube sketches with starch faces shaded teal: 1 Toast (bottom face), 2 Sandwich (top and bottom), 3 Taco (three sides), 4 Sushi (all but top and one side), 5 Soup/Salad w/ Bread Bowl (open top), 6 Calzone (all faces).

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