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Parody poster with the bold heading "STOP DOING MATH". Bullets: "NUMBERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES"; "YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than your FINGERS"; "Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING""; ""Yes please give me ZERO of something. Please give me INFINITY of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged". Then:…

Stop Doing Math, They've Played Us for Fools

A mock anti-math rant poster mocking abstract math, from zero and infinity to bizarre 3D plots, with a punchline about ordering apples. Classic math class absurdity.

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Parody poster with the bold heading "STOP DOING MATH". Bullets: "NUMBERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES"; "YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than your FINGERS"; "Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING""; ""Yes please give me ZERO of something. Please give me INFINITY of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged". Then:…

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