Xennial Memes

Xennial Memes

Social media post by claytontuckertx: "Know your levels of Ted cruzing out of Texas". Below is a TV weather graphic with WXII 12 First Warning Weather logo and title "SEVERE WEATHER ALERTS". Three panels: yellow "WATCH, BE PREPARED" shows one silhouette of a man pulling a suitcase: "CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR TED CRUZ TO LEAVE". Orange "WARNING, TAKE ACTION" shows two silhouettes: "TED CRUZ HAS BEEN SEEN AT THE… White text on a black background: "It is good to let others alone to do what makes them happy, so long as it does not harm others. It is good to find joy in the joy of others. It is good to respect one another without condescension. It is good to learn enough not to fear difference, and to understand that it benefits us. It is good to want others to be empowered to pursue the projects that make them feel alive."… Caption above a photo reads: "sharing my super secret instruction manual for my life. you're all sworn to secrecy." The photo shows three antique, ornate leather-bound book spines. Their labels read "FUCKERY", "Advanced FUCKERY" and "Super Advance FUCKERY", partly cut off. A faint watermark reads "@pepperoni_dogfart". Photo edit of two hands facing off. A hand in a dark jacket sleeve points a black pistol at a hand in a blue sleeve, which is raised palm out in a stop gesture. Text at top: "Getting robbed? Just say no." Bottom: "Your robber legally cannot take any of your possession without your consent." Watermark: "©OBAID". Meme with white text on black: "Me shitposting Anti-Fascist propaganda on billionaire owned social media platforms:" Below is a film still of a stern, gray-haired older man in dark clothing in a dim corridor. Subtitles read: "I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them." Vintage illustrated comic panel of a 1940s family in a living room: a father in a suit reads from an open Bible to his wife, daughter and son. Top caption: "SO IF THE BIBLE SAYS WE SHOULD HELP THE POOR, WELCOME THE FOREIGNER, HEAL THE SICK, RESPECT OTHERS, NOT LIE, NOT COMMIT ADULTERY, AND NOT STEAL, THEN WHY DO WE SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP?" Father replies: "OH, BILLY. WE DON'T ACTUALLY PRACTICE THESE THINGS. WE ONLY… Black calligraphy on a gray paper surface, written in a slanted italic hand: "Do all things with kindness you fucker." A small dark circle with a white letter i sits in the top right corner. Reddit post from r/andor, 12h ago, captioned "Accurate". Text reads: "Me, going outside and pretending to like Star Wars only a normal amount". Below, a smiling gray-haired man in a dark robe over a maroon outfit stands in a white spaceship doorway, one hand raised. Photo of a curved yellow poster on a London Underground platform at Covent Garden, beside a red-and-blue roundel sign reading "COVENT GARDEN". Purple scribbly hand-lettered text on the poster reads: "MASS SURVEILLANCE IS MADE BY MACHINE MEN WITH MACHINE HEARTS". A white church message board in front of a red brick building, with black letters reading: "IF YOUR VERSION OF CHRISTIANITY WANTS TO PUT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS IN SCHOOLS BUT TAKE FREE LUNCHES OUT OF THEM, YOU ARE WORSHIPPING SOMETHING OTHER THAN JESUS" A dark, foggy road at night, lined with bare trees and a lit street lamp, with distant lights fading into mist. White text reads: "The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting." Screenshot of a Windows XP error dialog over the green hill and blue sky Bliss wallpaper. The title bar reads "Local Disk (C:)". A red X icon sits beside the text "Could not complete action because no" and an OK button. A mouse cursor points below it. A Plinko board from The Price Is Right with colorful striped sides. Top text: "Some kind of small mammal" with an arrow to "put into death plinko". Board text: "random ass mutations and changes to the environment over billions of years". Slots read: "Chimp", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Weird monkey". An arrow points up to "YOU". Infographic with a red stop-hand emoji. Heading: "WHAT TO DO IF YOU WITNESS AN UNIDENTIFIED 'OFFICER' TAKING SOMEONE". Camera icon: "RECORD IT." Police car icon: "CALL 911 AND REPORT A POSSIBLE KIDNAPPING." "SAY: Someone is being taken. The individuals claim to be law enforcement but won't show ID or name their agency. License plate is ____." Green checks: "THIS FORCES VERIFIED LAW ENFORCEMENT TO SHOW UP"; "THEY… A pie chart on a black background titled "Benefits of being MAGA". The legend lists three items: purple "Being liked and respected", blue "Trump cares about you", and red "Cheap Groceries". The pie itself is only green, orange and yellow, so none of the legend colors appear in it. Social media post by nateinthewild, posted 11h ago, with a Follow button. Text: "You guys I found a ton of land that's already consuming huge amounts of resources for very little value, close to population centers, and would be perfect for building affordable housing." Below is a heat map titled "Concentration of U.S. Golf Courses" with a Maptitude logo and www.MappingSoftware.com. Two-panel graphic with the same red scatterplot, trending upward with one outlier. Top banner: "WHAT I SEE". Labels: "fabricated "study" hallucinated by AI" with a red question mark, "outlier", "general trend". Banner: "WHAT SCIENCE DENIALISTS SEE". Same plot labels: "100% irrefutable proof", "Collusion of scientists and paid studies with no value". Footer: "Shared by @realcarlallen, Sourced by: jammycakes… Map of the United States in bright blue with small orange patches marking major metro areas, such as Seattle, the Bay Area, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, Atlanta and the Northeast corridor. Title: "UNITED STATES ECONOMIC ACTIVITY, SPLIT IN HALF". A pie chart labeled "GDP" shows 50% orange, 50% blue. Credit: "© 2014 Alexandr Trubetskoy". Screenshot of a post by Joss Prior (@joss_prior) reading "Language, is a gift." Below it, a person holds a cardboard protest sign. Black paint reads: "WHY ARE YOU SO SICK AE OTHER CUNT'S GENDERS AS IF ITS ANY YER BUSINESS?" Blue paint continues: "SITTIN UP AT NIGHT PURE FOAMIN AT THE MOUTH HINKIN ABOOT OTHER FOLK'S GENITALS LIKE A FUCKING WEIRDO" White text on a black background reads: "If you are an American, your heritage is either Native American, slave, refugee or immigrant. That's it." A small mute icon appears in the bottom right corner. Vintage pen-and-ink ad. A woman in a short dress reaches toward a TV screen reading "EMPTY VESSEL?" Below: "- PASSIONLESS BLANK? - UNABLE TO ORIGINATE ANYTHING? - ONLY CAPABLE OF CHOOSING FROM OPTIONS PRESENTED BY OTHERS? - HEAD FULL OF STOCK FOOTAGE?" then "- WE CAN'T HELP YOU - YOU'RE DOOMED." A large roadside electronic message board with orange dot-matrix lettering reads "BRING THE HEAT FUCK ICE". Below it sit orange construction barrels, a diamond sign reading "Trucks Entering/Exiting", and a white truck with flashing lights labeled "INCIDENT RESPONSE". Cartoon illustration of a smug white goose wearing red cat-eye sunglasses, with small sparkles around it, on a pale pink background. Text at top: "people pleasing is over". Text at bottom: "become unacceptable". A tiny signature along the goose reads "@caitlynmariepaints". Black stenciled text on a turquoise tiled wall reads: "IF YOU EVER FEEL HEAVY BECAUSE YOU CARE DEEPLY ABOUT INJUSTICE, SUFFERING AND ECOLOGICAL DESTRUCTION, REMEMBER THAT A TRILLION DOLLAR PROPAGANDA MACHINE WAS BUILT TO MAKE YOU NUMB AND IT DIDN'T WORK ON YOU" Two-panel Simpsons screenshot. Top: Principal Skinner in a red armchair, hands clasped, asks Lisa, whose spiky head is in the foreground. Caption: "Lisa, what are you rebelling against?" Bottom: close-up of Lisa, half-lidded eyes, hand holding a toothpick. Caption: "What do you got?" Collage of misspelled parody fast food logos. "DONKIN' DUNNTS" with tagline "AMURICA RUNN NO DUNDUN". "SBUBBY" with "eef freef." "WEEDY'S OLD FASHIONED HURGUSBURGUS". "BUBGER KIRG HAVE IT IN A WAY". "TINKLE OUTSIDE THE BINKLE TACO BACO". "INOOT-UT BRUBGE". "Applebapple's Nehhborhor Grib& Bib". "McNaldo's I like the it". "A&A AAAAAAAAAA". Two flow charts titled "The flow of voters and nonvoters from 2020 to 2024." Top: "What did Trump's 2020 voters do in 2024?" 85% of Trump's 2020 voters voted for him again in 2024; 3% went to Harris, 1% other, 11% did not vote. Bottom: "What did Biden's 2020 voters do in 2024?" 79% voted Harris, 5% Trump, 1% other, 15% did not vote. Caption: "When I do something really awkward in public:" Church film still. Smiling man in a suit: "me". Women behind him aiming guns: "me two minutes later", "me 3 days later". Pew figure below: "me Trying to sleep 4 years later". Cartoon still from The Simpsons: Grampa Simpson sits on a tree stump on a grassy hill, gesturing as several children sit around him. Caption above reads: "...and then at the END of the CD, there would be a SECRET song not listed on the LINER notes..." Four stacked screenshots from the TV series Andor. Top: a woman in a dark jacket aims a rifle, captioned "STEAL SPACE CASH". Second: a woman and a curly-haired man in tank tops lean on a counter, captioned "GET SPACE ASS". Third: a bearded man in heavy armor, captioned "HUFF SPACE GAS". Bottom: a man in a red uniform and cap shouts with a raised fist, captioned "BASH SPACE FASH".

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