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A Plinko board from The Price Is Right with colorful striped sides. Top text: "Some kind of small mammal" with an arrow to "put into death plinko". Board text: "random ass mutations and changes to the environment over billions of years". Slots read: "Chimp", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Weird monkey". An arrow points up to "YOU".

Evolution Is Just Plinko With Extra Extinction

The Price Is Right Plinko board stands in for evolution, where random mutations drop a small mammal into slots like chimp, extinct, or weird monkey (you).

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A Plinko board from The Price Is Right with colorful striped sides. Top text: "Some kind of small mammal" with an arrow to "put into death plinko". Board text: "random ass mutations and changes to the environment over billions of years". Slots read: "Chimp", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Extinct", "Weird monkey". An arrow points up to "YOU".

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