Xennial Memes

Xennial Memes

Anonymous imageboard post titled "test", dated 09/27/20(Sun)08:35:11 No.139903097, with an 83 KB JPG thumbnail of a bald man in headphones speaking into a microphone. Text: "Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man,… Infographic titled "ORGANIZING MODEL VS SERVICE MODEL" from The NewsGuild of New York, Local 31003, CWA. An intro paragraph says a democratic, member-led union is essential to a more vibrant, equitable media industry and rejects the "service model" in favor of organizing model principles. A two-column table compares the two models on attitude toward employer, grievance handling, bargaining, stewards, and bottomline. Collage-style postcard with a yellow border. A small child in a red bandana screams with an open mouth at a shaggy brown pony or horse, whose mouth is also open, near a terracotta water tub. Pasted captions read "Life is good." and "Everyone just overreacts." Handwritten in the corner: "Even me." Top text reads: "Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat. Four stars." Below, a curly-haired woman in a gray flight jumpsuit with a shoulder patch holds an orange tabby cat in a grimy industrial spaceship corridor. A red wall-mounted shelf holding a blue propane torch cylinder with a brass nozzle on the left and a red fire extinguisher with an instructions label on the right. A white label along the front edge reads: "More Fire Less Fire". A circular color-coded wheel chart titled "The Wheel of Guys" with four quadrants. Blue: dad, daddy, sir, Projects, Straight, gay/bi, Garage, Life of the Mind, stolen valor, military. Green: bro, Trad, sports, optimization, wife guy, Ted Talk Guy, tech bro, lifting, playing, watching. Purple/red: nerd, Twitter, Gamer, comics, shit poster, reply guy, MMORPG, living room console, marvel, manga. Orange: hipster, west… Black and cream illustration of two fish facing each other against a dark speckled background, with bubbles around them. The upper fish's speech bubble reads "SWIM IN LOVE". The lower fish's speech bubble reads "DON'T DROWN IN IT." The artist's signature "titsay" is written near the upper fish's tail. Long Tumblr thread. User skaldish says he is bothered by the idea that men can only be non-romantically intimate in war-like or competitive settings. He says that as a transman he is shocked at being seen as a potential predator and feels isolated, lacking the camaraderie men have with each other. He mourns a privilege he never knew he had. A reply from azaloset asks him to share his insights. His answer says cis… Photo of a printed page with a dark gray background. Yellow heading: "What is a contronym?" Text: "Single words that have two contradictory meanings (they are their own opposites) are known as contronyms, and they are quite rare. Here are ten of them:" List: 1. apology: a statement of contrition for an action, or a defence of one. 2. bolt: to secure, or to flee. 3. bound: heading to a destination, or restrained… Black and white illustration of a city skyline at night. Two spotlights shine into the sky. The left one projects a black bat symbol. The right one projects the handwritten words: "no Worries if not!!" Screenshot of a text article with an orange email signup box in the middle. It reads: "We are falling on our face because we are jumping very high right now. We are trying to do something that does not work in theory. To be a country of all the world, a country made up of all the countries, a country without a center of identity, without a default idea of what a human being is or looks like, without a shared… Comic panel in the style of Tintin. A drooping, bearded man in a blue sweater slumps over a table and says in a speech bubble: "What a year for the games industry, huh?" A blond young man in a tan coat answers in a second bubble: "Captain, it's January". A white dog sips from a beer glass. Black-and-white stick figure comic. A voice from off-panel says, "ARE YOU COMING TO BED?" and a second line says, "WHAT?" A stick figure sits hunched at a desk typing on a computer with a tall monitor and says, "I CAN'T. THIS IS IMPORTANT." Then: "SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET." The word WRONG is underlined. Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation, in a gold Starfleet uniform with a Klingon sash, holds a bat'leth blade over a green background. Text: "MY BAT'LETH KILLS ALL THE THREATS TO PICARD AND HE'S LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN YAR. DAMN RIGHT, I'M BETTER THAN YAR. I COULD TEACH HER BUT SHE DROWNED IN TAR." Crayon-style illustration on a cream background. A caterpillar made of colored circles (lime green head in a black beret, lavender, cow-print, pink and blue segments) sits facing an orange desktop computer with keyboard and mouse. The screen shows a smiling Earth. Text: "i do not care" above; below: "i will write whatever i want and i will post it online". Signed "clarice tudor". A six-panel grid titled "which expander are you?" Each panel shows a TV still of a character with a caption. Top row: "Queen of Space" (-no time for this shit -no time for that shit either -f a s h i o n); "wrenches" (-criminally underrated -fixes everything -emotional labour too); "jon snow" (-does a face -"You know I'm right about this" -ugh fine I guess). Bottom row: "suit up" (-she always protecc -she always… A chess board mid-game with a green arrow showing a white pawn capturing diagonally and a red arrow showing a white pawn blocked by a black pawn ahead. Beside it: "Chess Tip" with a yellow exclamation mark. "While pawns can move forward, they cannot capture pieces moving directly forward. The reason for this is because if they look their opponent in the eye while they kill them, they will see only their own face:… Line chart titled "Price Changes: January 2000 to June 2021. Selected US Consumer Goods and Services, Wages." A horizontal line marks "Overall Inflation (60.1%)". Red labels at top mean "MORE EXPENSIVE"; blue at bottom "MORE AFFORDABLE". Lines from highest to lowest: Hospital Services (about 207%), College Tuition and Fees, College Textbooks, Medical Care Services, Childcare and Nursery School, Average Hourly… Orange spray-painted graffiti on a cracked, peeling wall in an abandoned building, beside a dark doorway. A cat-like face with spiral eyes and an X nose is drawn above the text: "AT THE END OF EVERYTHING HOLD ON TO ANYTHING". Faint black scrawl inside the doorway reads "hes here". A video game loading screen on a mottled brown parchment background. Three horned, reddish creatures pose around it, one a masked head at top right. Text reads: "If you are diseased, people will like you less." and, bottom right, "LOADING". A white and brown ceramic mug on a store shelf. Black block letters on the mug read "THE FUTURE IS". A red-orange clearance sticker over the brown part reads "REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE $2", with small print "Was: 3.99 Save: 1.99". Plain black text on a white background, written as a form letter. It reads: "Dear _________, Thank you for emailing me asking for a comment about 20__ being one of the hottest years in the record. No, this is not surprising — it is exactly in line with predictions. Here is a comment you can use for your story: "Every year for the rest of your life will be one of the hottest in the record. This in turn means that… Slide titled "A Hierarchy of Thinking Styles" with the book cover of Think Again by Adam Grant in the corner. A five-tier colored pyramid, top to bottom: Learner (orange) "I might be wrong!"; Critical thinker (gray) "That might be wrong!"; Contrarian (yellow) "You're all wrong!"; Politician (blue) "They're wrong! We're right!"; Cult leader* (green) "I'm always right!" Footnote: "*Does not apply to my spouse, who… Handwritten-style list titled "Web Development Acronyms: A Convenient Reference List" with acronyms in red and jokey meanings. CSS: Cascading Something Something. HTTP: Hyper Text Thingy Protocol. HTTPS: Hyper Text Thingy Protocol but Special. HTML: Hyper Text (Mumble) Language. DOM: The Domcument. URL: Umm... Resource Locator. JSON: Javascript's Son. PNG: Picture? No... Graphics? SVG: Somekinda Vector, I'm… A huge container ship, with the name EVER GIVEN partly visible on its dark hull, wedged against a dirt canal bank. A small yellow excavator digs at the bank beside the bow. Text on the ship reads "STRUCTURAL PROBLEM". Text on the excavator reads "MAKING DIFFERENT PERSONAL CHOICES". Dark-mode Tumblr post by texnessa quoting Sandi Toksvig: "When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. 'This is often considered to be man's first attempt at a calendar' she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. 'My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is… Tumblr post by hornedchick: Kurt Vonnegut wrote: "When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of "getting to know you" questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What's your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don't play any sports. I do theater, I'm in choir, I play the violin and… Four-panel comic. An orange cartoon dog in a small yellow hat sits on an ice floe in rising water beside a mug on another floe. Panel 2, speech bubble: "THIS IS FINE." Panel 3: dog neck-deep says "THAT'S OKAY. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY." Panel 4: only the hat floats, bubbles rising. Infographic titled "IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE..." with nine pairs of overlapping colored circles, each labeled: Capable & Lost; Smiling & Struggling; Kind & Set boundaries; Vulnerable & Powerful; Successful & Traumatized; Extravert & Alone; Valuable & Flawed; Introvert & Reaching out; Loving & Questioning. Credit: @thepresentpsychologist. Manga-style drawing on an orange background: a long-haired woman in a blue sweater shouts a knife from her mouth at a wincing blue-haired man with a knife in his bloody chest. Caption: "I didn't get your homestar runner reference"

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