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Crayon-style illustration on a cream background. A caterpillar made of colored circles (lime green head in a black beret, lavender, cow-print, pink and blue segments) sits facing an orange desktop computer with keyboard and mouse. The screen shows a smiling Earth. Text: "i do not care" above; below: "i will write whatever i want and i will post it online". Signed "clarice tudor".

I Do Not Care, I Will Post It Online

A beret-wearing caterpillar at a chunky beige-era desktop vows to write whatever it wants and post it online, a love letter to the pre-algorithm, personal-web spirit.

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Crayon-style illustration on a cream background. A caterpillar made of colored circles (lime green head in a black beret, lavender, cow-print, pink and blue segments) sits facing an orange desktop computer with keyboard and mouse. The screen shows a smiling Earth. Text: "i do not care" above; below: "i will write whatever i want and i will post it online". Signed "clarice tudor".

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