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Black text on a white background: "Hey do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. Shut the whole fucking fuck up. Shut the new extended 3 hour edition the fuck up. Once you've done that, put the bonus disk in and click on the deleted fucks and shut those the fuck up. And once you have finished shutting the physical fuck up, redeem the code on the back, download the digital fuck from amazon and shut those up. Shut your…

Shut the Extended Edition Fuck Up, Bonus Disc Included

A rant telling someone to shut up, styled like a DVD release with extended editions, bonus disks, deleted scenes and digital codes, a nod to the physical-media era.

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Black text on a white background: "Hey do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. Shut the whole fucking fuck up. Shut the new extended 3 hour edition the fuck up. Once you've done that, put the bonus disk in and click on the deleted fucks and shut those the fuck up. And once you have finished shutting the physical fuck up, redeem the code on the back, download the digital fuck from amazon and shut those up. Shut your…

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