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Photo of a black letterboard in a shop window, with reflections of two people and a building. It reads: PRICE LIST. WE DESIGN EVERYTHING 500 EUR. WE DESIGN, YOU WATCH 800 EUR. WE DESIGN, YOU ADVISE 1000 EUR. WE DESIGN, YOU HELP 1500 EUR. YOU DESIGN, WE HELP 2000 EUR. YOU DESIGN, WE ADVISE 3500 EUR. YOU DESIGN, WE WATCH 5000 EUR. YOU DESIGN EVERYTHING 8000 EUR.

Designer Price List: The More You Design, the More You Pay

A design studio's price list charges more the more the client meddles, from 500 EUR to 8000 EUR. A joke any grown-up who has dealt with client feedback will recognize.

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Photo of a black letterboard in a shop window, with reflections of two people and a building. It reads: PRICE LIST. WE DESIGN EVERYTHING 500 EUR. WE DESIGN, YOU WATCH 800 EUR. WE DESIGN, YOU ADVISE 1000 EUR. WE DESIGN, YOU HELP 1500 EUR. YOU DESIGN, WE HELP 2000 EUR. YOU DESIGN, WE ADVISE 3500 EUR. YOU DESIGN, WE WATCH 5000 EUR. YOU DESIGN EVERYTHING 8000 EUR.

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