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Top text: "OH YOU HAVE [MENTAL ILLNESS]?" A red wall-mounted ticket dispenser sits below a sign with a red down arrow reading "PLEASE Take A Number", with a yellow ticket labeled "A84" sticking out. Bottom text: "EVERYONE HAS [MENTAL ILLNESS]". Small imgflip.com watermark.

Everyone Has a Number: Mental Illness Edition

A take-a-number ticket dispenser illustrates the joke that everyone has some mental illness, so you just wait your turn. It plays on deli counter and DMV waits.

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Top text: "OH YOU HAVE [MENTAL ILLNESS]?" A red wall-mounted ticket dispenser sits below a sign with a red down arrow reading "PLEASE Take A Number", with a yellow ticket labeled "A84" sticking out. Bottom text: "EVERYONE HAS [MENTAL ILLNESS]". Small imgflip.com watermark.

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