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Six-panel grid of mock newspaper opinion headlines, each under the masthead "The Elite Consensus", labeled OPINION and dated Oct. 31, 2026. 1: "COMIC ESSAY By the Guy Who Used to Draw Ours" "Brain-Dead Op-Eds". 2: "GARY McNEPO III" "Racists Were Polite to Me, So They Can't Be That Bad". 3: "DOUGHY CENTRIST" "The Troubling Economic Theory That Says This Column Isn't Worth My Six-Figure Salary". 4: "MAX DIVORCÉ"…

The Elite Consensus: Brain-Dead Op-Eds Edition

A six-panel satire of mainstream newspaper op-ed pages, mocking centrist columnists, billionaire-owned media and war hawks with fake headlines and bylines.

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Six-panel grid of mock newspaper opinion headlines, each under the masthead "The Elite Consensus", labeled OPINION and dated Oct. 31, 2026. 1: "COMIC ESSAY By the Guy Who Used to Draw Ours" "Brain-Dead Op-Eds". 2: "GARY McNEPO III" "Racists Were Polite to Me, So They Can't Be That Bad". 3: "DOUGHY CENTRIST" "The Troubling Economic Theory That Says This Column Isn't Worth My Six-Figure Salary". 4: "MAX DIVORCÉ"…

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