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Three-panel comic with pink backgrounds. A blue round character asks a smiling beige desktop computer with a green screen, "you can teach me a new skill?" The computer says, "yes". The character asks, "will I instantly be good at it?" The computer, looking sheepish, says, "no, but". In the last panel the character storms off with a hand raised and says, "no fuckin' thanks". Credit text reads "@MRLOVENSTEIN" and…

Computer Offers Skill, Declines Instant Mastery

A little blue guy hears a beige-box computer can teach a new skill, then bails when it won't make him instantly good. Learning from scratch, no shortcuts.

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Three-panel comic with pink backgrounds. A blue round character asks a smiling beige desktop computer with a green screen, "you can teach me a new skill?" The computer says, "yes". The character asks, "will I instantly be good at it?" The computer, looking sheepish, says, "no, but". In the last panel the character storms off with a hand raised and says, "no fuckin' thanks". Credit text reads "@MRLOVENSTEIN" and…

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