Xennial Memes

Xennial Memes

Four-panel comic by Bors. Panel 1: A woman looks at her phone and says, "MY GAWD THESE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE RACIST." A man in a red MAGA cap points at her and says, "THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT'S PUSHING ME TO BE RACIST!" Panel 2: She says, "SAY WHAT?" He says, "MIGHT AS WELL! YOU SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I'LL BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY." Panel 3: She says, "IT... DOESN'T." He holds up a Waffen SS uniform: "I BOUGHT… A giant deflated inflatable Mario lies face-down on a concrete warehouse floor, his red cap and white glove crumpled, in front of a row of dark, unpowered vintage arcade cabinets and pinball machines along a gray wall. No text is visible. Pop-art comic panel of a blue-gloved hand pressing a big red button labeled "DESTROY" on a colorful control panel. Orange labels read "RANGE" and "500 YARDS". A speech bubble says: "THIS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THE IGNORANT CLODS!" A glossy gold 3D-printed trophy sits on a gray office desk beside a keyboard and monitor. The trophy's pieces are visibly misaligned. The plaque on its base reads "World's Best CSS Developer", and the word "Developer" spills off the plaque onto the desk. Cartoon panel from The Simpsons: a yellow hand holds a blue self-help booklet with black text reading "SO YOU'VE DECIDED TO BECOME ISOLATED AND WEIRD." Below the text, a small picture shows a cartoon boy peering through a window. Two-panel meme in a retro blue-background educational illustration style. Top: two smiling people in cream suits shake hands. Left caption: "Hi I'm a political scientist". Right caption: "Oh I have opinions about politics". Bottom: the same handshake, but the left person holds a hand saw behind their back. Digital drawing of a chubby brown frog-like creature with pointed ears, a dark brown hair-like mane, speckled cheeks and small orange eyes, crouching on a pink background. Handwritten text at upper left reads: "its wednesday, istik". Faint watermark: "mintcrows". Black-and-white pen-and-ink cartoon. A shaggy cavewoman with hands on hips shouts in a speech bubble: "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START DEALING WITH REALITY?!" Beside a campfire, a hunched caveman paints a cart with a spoked wheel hitched to a donkey on the cave wall. Cartoon of Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe, in a blue uniform with a white face mask and blue hood, sitting on a large throne with a cobra-shaped back. Caption at top: "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don't know about. Attack them. Now they're fighting two battles" A smiling young woman with short dark bangs and a teal headband glances at the camera while pointing at a big red button on a beige industrial control panel. She wears a rainbow wristwatch. The panel reads: "ESCHATRON 9000". Warning: "DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD". Labels: "MAYHEM", "TEMPERATURE" with a display reading 113, "DESTRUCTION",… Dark-mode screenshot of a tweet from jared a. loggins, @loggins__, with a small profile photo of a man in a dark shirt with crossed arms. Text: "Solidarity is not something I do for you because you might do it for me when the time comes. No, that's called patronage. Solidarity is building collective power on the premise that something which has happened to you should happen to nobody." Posted 7:42 PM · 5/14/21 ·… Plain text on a white background, in a serif font: "Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad-lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about… Vintage comic panel with a yellow background. A smiling girl with a black bowl haircut, a white bow and a red plaid dress holds an open book labeled "MAGIC". A crack in the wall behind her shows pink bricks. Her speech bubble reads: "I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR SUCH POWER". A pink-to-red sign mounted on a dark stone wall below a red brick wall, above a white-framed window. White text reads: "THE "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE" PEOPLE SURE SEEM TO THINK A BOOK CAN MAKE YOU GAY." Small text at bottom right: "@NoahGarfinkel". Black serif text on a white background reads: "Queer people don't grow up as ourselves, we grow up playing a version of ourselves that sacrifices authenticity to minimise humiliation & prejudice. The massive task of our adult lives is to unpick which parts of ourselves are truly us & which parts we've created to protect us." —ALEXANDER LEON Handwritten black marker poem on a whiteboard: "In order for me to write poetry that isn't political I must listen to the birds. And in order to hear the birds The Warplanes Must Be Silent - Marwan Makhoul" Three-panel black-and-white ink comic. A mustached man in a top hat, resembling a Monopoly-style tycoon, looks at a crowd of hooded chess pieces and a horse-head knight. Panel 1: "MY HUMAN CHESS BOARD HAS UNIONIZED?" Panel 2: "HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?" Panel 3: "I DELIBERATELY PIT YOU AGAINST EACH OTHER!" Three-panel meme. Top: a stern old man with long gray hair and beard, subtitle "I am not trying to rob you!" Middle: the same man, softer look, subtitle "I'm trying to help you." Bottom: a wide-eyed tan dog holding a tennis ball in its mouth. A bearded warrior in a riveted metal helmet with a eyeguard mask and a rust-orange wool cloak, lit warmly against a dark background. Text: "Pick your battles. Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That's still too many battles." Black-and-white photo of a woman with short dark hair holding a cigarette, looking down. Typewriter text on paper strips reads: "Whatever you're meant to do, do it now. The conditions are always impossible." Red text: "Doris Lessing". Watermark: pinwords. Black-and-white manga page titled "This Is How I Do It!!" A box reads: "Oh, Mr. Handsome Toriyama, how ever do you draw your manga? Please tell us! Tee hee. ♡" How many times have I received a postcard from a cute girl asking this? Never. But I'll tell you anyway! Heading: "Step 1 Agonize About the Story". A cartoon author in a gas mask and suit sits at a cluttered desk with a pencil, coffee mug, tape roll and a… Fantasy illustration of a large bronze dragon coiled on a glittering mound of gold coins in a cave. A black speech-bubble-style box from the dragon's mouth shows a post on X from Elon Musk, @elonmusk, reading: "Never incorporate your company in the state of Delaware". Timestamp: 11:14 AM · Jan 31, 2024 · 310.2K Views. Typewriter-style text on a pale, mottled gray-lavender background reads: "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." Below it, a handwritten cursive signature reads: Benjamin Franklin. Video game screenshot of a gray-skinned elf with long pale blonde hair, glowing red eyes and a pointed ear, gazing upward with a sad look, a sword hilt over her shoulder. Subtitle: "Minthara: She exists in the moment, and she will burn out and be gone in a moment. There is something very beautiful about that." Corner portrait shows 134/136 and L2. Footer: "Posted in r/BaldursGate3 by u/KintsugiStatue", reddit logo. Four-panel comic of a woman with long dark hair, glasses and a green shirt on a pink background. Panel 1: "Today we're going to learn about insurance!" Panel 2, finger raised: "Hey insurance, I am injured and need some of that money I give you in case I get injured" Panel 3: she wears a top hat and gold dollar necklace, sits in a red chair with money bags, and says "No". Panel 4: "And that's how insurance works!"… Black serif text on a white background. Heading: "For When You Need Validation For Your Anger". Poem: "You are angry and anxious because you never agreed to live in a burning home while the people who should care pretend the fire doesn't exist. Distress is a valid emotional response to injustice." Signed: "- Nikita Gill". Screenshot of a post by Gryph, @darkgryphon42, with a purple furry-style avatar. Text: "My grandfather would say the Finnish word "sisu." Loosely translated, "stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience and hardiness," but it's hard to describe in English. You might hate doing a thing, but the thing has to be done, so you will do the thing." 15:23 · 28/02/2023 from Earth · 232K Views A tweet-style quote reads: "Mario games teach us that even if something is essentially the same, psychologically it can be completely different. This example is very easy to understand." Below are two Super Mario Bros. screenshots: World 8-1 with tall block staircases, and World 8-3 with Mario on a lone block above scattered single blocks. Cartoon by Tom Gauld of two mirrored hilly coastlines facing each other across water, each with a tower, a spire, a domed hut and a sailing ship. Left side labels: OUR BLESSED PIG FARMS, OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, OUR GREAT RELIGION, OUR NOBLE POPULACE, OUR HEROIC ADVENTURERS. Right side: THEIR HOG STREWN WASTES, THEIR WICKED DESPOT, THEIR PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITION, THEIR BACKWARD SAVAGES, THEIR BRUTISH INVADERS. Signed TOM… Black-and-white portrait of a bearded man with swept-back dark hair in a dark jacket and bow tie, beside a quote in white block capitals: "Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed." Herman Melville. Poor Man's Pudding and Rich Man's Crumbs (1854). Logo: Memes, Dreams, Reflections.

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