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A smiling young woman with short dark bangs and a teal headband glances at the camera while pointing at a big red button on a beige industrial control panel. She wears a rainbow wristwatch. The panel reads: "ESCHATRON 9000". Warning: "DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD". Labels: "MAYHEM", "TEMPERATURE" with a display reading 113, "DESTRUCTION",…

Eschatron 9000: Press Here to Immanentize the Eschaton

A woman gleefully points at the red IMMANENTIZE button on a fake doomsday machine, the Eschatron 9000, a joke on the Illuminatus! 'immanentize the eschaton' line.

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A smiling young woman with short dark bangs and a teal headband glances at the camera while pointing at a big red button on a beige industrial control panel. She wears a rainbow wristwatch. The panel reads: "ESCHATRON 9000". Warning: "DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD". Labels: "MAYHEM", "TEMPERATURE" with a display reading 113, "DESTRUCTION",…

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