Xennial Memes

Xennial Memes

Black serif text on a white background reads: "I knew that I was dying. something in me said, go ahead, die, sleep, become as them, accept. then something else in me said, no, save the tiniest bit. it needn't be much, just a spark. a spark can set a whole forest on fire. just a spark. save it. - Charles Bukowski" Below it: "#DONTGIVEUPWORLD" Parody poster with the bold heading "STOP DOING MATH". Bullets: "NUMBERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES"; "YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than your FINGERS"; "Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING""; ""Yes please give me ZERO of something. Please give me INFINITY of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged". Then:… Vintage-style infographic titled "12 Signs You Are an Empath" with pen-and-ink drawings. Text: Frequent need for solitude. Always looking to help those in need. Excellent listener. You are very intuitive. Internalising other people's emotions. Strong belief in humanity. Always looking for answers. Natural born truth detector. Love of nature & animals. People, even strangers, want to tell you their problems.… A 3x3 grid titled "CONFLICT IN LITERATURE" with columns CLASSICAL, MODERN, POSTMODERN, each panel showing Daffy Duck. Captions: "MAN vs. NATURE" (Elmer Fudd aims a shotgun at Daffy), "MAN vs. SOCIETY" (a "DUCK SEASON" sign), "MAN vs. TECHNOLOGY" (Daffy faces a robot), "MAN vs. MAN" (Daffy fencing Sylvester), "MAN vs. SELF" (Daffy pouring gasoline on himself), "MAN vs. REALITY" (Daffy as a flower), "MAN vs. GOD"… Four-panel black-and-white comic. Panel 1: a dark round character with a smug look holds hands with a lighter blushing round character, hearts floating above. Panel 2: the light one, teary, says "SWEETIE? BABE, WHAT'S HAPPEN-ING??" and "SOME-THING'S WRONG. I... I CAN'T." The dark one says "WAIT-". Panel 3: the dark one shrinks and drifts away saying "I... LOVE YOU..." while the light one wails: "NO! WAIT! YOU HAVE… Hand-drawn colored-pencil map titled "Beyond Politics under attack" with stick figures, a sea, and a maze. Labels include Germany, France, Yellow Vests, NATO Article 5, Brexit, Fox News, Info Wars, Breitbart, Propaganda Machine, Active Measures, Stolen Elections, Voting Machines, Stolen Emails, Blackmail. Signed @gzikah, 2019. Six-panel Wondermark comic by David Malki! in Victorian engraving style. Panel 1, a scholar in a mortarboard says: "Now LISTEN TO ME! I've done exhaustive research over twenty years as a nutritionist-slash-petroleum engineer. I INSIST that gasoline is NOT a health drink. DO NOT INGEST IT." Panel 2, he adds: "If you have ANY brain at all, you'll agree that that's an OBVIOUS fact!" A long-haired man replies: "SCREW… Nine-panel hand-drawn comic by NathanWPyle. Title panel: "What we know ROBOTS will do based on what computers already do". Panels show a gray robot: "You probably know Ben" - Suggest friends. "You want. Peanut butter" / "Yes!" - Predict purchases. "You aren't watching" - Turn things off. "Say: Hello, Hey, Hi" - Facilitate conversation. "He is laughing" / "I know" / "Jaja" - Unnecessarily translate. "You sure about… A small wood-paneled writing room with a built-in desk along the wall, a white chair, and large windows looking out at green trees. Built-in shelves hang on the right, and two tall vases sit on the left. Corner text reads: 2020 bridgeMLS. Four-panel interview screenshot of a man in a black shirt, sometimes seated beside a woman in a cream top, with game consoles on shelves behind them. Subtitles: "In summer it's hot outside, so you stay at home playing video games." "In winter it's cold outside, so you stay at home playing video games." "In spring there's pollen everywhere, so you stay at home playing video games." "In autumn it's chilly, so you… Dark chart of temperature bars from 9980 BC (blue, cold) to 2020 AD (red, hot). Title: "Climate change over the past 12,000 years". Labels: "Abrupt, man-made climate change (we are here)" with a red arrow at a spike on the far right; "Highest natural temperature in past 12,000 years"; "Gradual, natural climate change". Inset: "Last 150 years zoomed in". Top-down line drawing of a twin-engine WWII bomber with red dots scattered across it. The dots cluster on the wings, the central fuselage and the tail fins, while the engines, cockpit and rear fuselage have almost none. There is no text. Cartoon: a man sits at a huge desktop monitor showing Michelangelo's Creation of Adam. A woman holds up a phone, whose speech bubble shows a close-up of a cherub's bare backside. She says: "OUR WEB DESIGN MAY LOOK LIKE A WORK OF ART ON DESKTOP, BUT ON MOBILE, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS." Tom Fishburne, marketoonist.com. Stick-figure style comic of a tall, precarious stack of uneven gray blocks. A bracket over the top reads "ALL MODERN DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE". One thin block at the bottom holds up everything. An arrow points to it with the text "A PROJECT SOME RANDOM PERSON IN NEBRASKA HAS BEEN THANKLESSLY MAINTAINING SINCE 2003". Dark mode tweet screenshot from user "killa" (@CAMREAPHER) with an orange bat as the profile picture. The tweet reads: "unfortunately for everybody I will keep doing what I want". Posted 10:15 AM, 7/5/20, Twitter for iPhone. 49.1K Retweets and comments, 110K Likes. Black-and-white cartoon of a battlefield. A commander on horseback raises a sword before ranks of hooded soldiers with spears, facing an opposing army carrying banners with duck-head emblems. Signed Paul Noth. Caption: "There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God." A dark gray upright sign stands in wood mulch beneath a large tree beside a pond. It shows a black goose silhouette inside a red circle with a diagonal slash, above white text reading "No Geese". Infographic titled "Sources of renewable energy." Top right: "Global consumption 16 TW." Banner: "85 000 TW Surface Solar." Panels: "31 000 TW Atmospheric Absorption," "41 000 TW Evaporation," "38 000 TW Land & Water heating." Labels: 3.5 TW Tidal; 3600 TW Wind; 300 TW Hydro Clouds; 25 TW Hydro Land; 7.2 TW Hydro Rivers; 32 TW Geo thermal; 62 TW Ocean surface waves; 3 TW Coastal waves; 90 TW Photosynthesis; 65 TW… Subway-style map of the continental US titled "United States High Speed Rail System" with colored lines linking cities from Vancouver and Seattle to Miami, including Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, Washington D.C., Atlanta, Dallas/Fort Worth and Houston. A legend reads "Travel time at 220 mph" with a 0 to 6 hour scale. Credit: Alfred Twu, February 2013. Blue public health infographic headed "DO NOT BRING DOWN YOUR MASK TO THE CHIN". Three side-view illustrations of a man in a teal surgical mask: on the chin with a red neck area labeled "Exposed area"; "The inside of the mask will be contaminated"; "Mouth and nose will be infected by bacteria or virus or germs". Footer: "When you want to eat, drink or do any activity where you have to remove your mask, just remove… Color-coded map titled "Cultural Regions of America" dividing the U.S. into 34 numbered regions in five groups. Pacific: 30 Cascadia, 31 NorCal, 32 SoCal, 33 Alaska, 34 Hawaii. Midwest: 7 Upper Midwest, 8 Lower Midwest, 9 Great Lakes, 10 Lower Rust Belt, 11 Northwoods. Northeast: 1 New England, 2 Upstate NY, 3 NYC Metro, 4 Mid-Atlantic, 5 Northern Appalachia, 6 Chesapeake. Frontier: 24 Northern Great Plains, 25… A misty highway curves toward a fog-covered mountain range at dawn. A huge, faint, tentacled winged creature resembling Cthulhu is drawn in the sky above the hills, with the sun glowing beneath it. A few cars travel the road. A watermark in the corner reads "Andrey Nazarov". A woman in an orange hazmat suit with a clear helmet and headset holds a clipboard with a white sheet that reads "HUMAN" in handwritten capital letters. Other people in orange hazmat suits stand blurred behind her in a dark setting. Twelve-panel infographic of an orange robot arguing with a teal robot, each panel naming a logical fallacy. Hasty Generalization, Red Herring, Slippery Slope, Genetic Fallacy, Circular Argument, Ad Populum, Straw Man, Moral Equivalence, Either/Or, Begging the Claim, Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc, Ad Hominem. Logo: Artists for Education. Close-up of a sunburst red Gibson Les Paul style electric guitar. On the upper body, a round white sticker around the toggle switch reads "LESS PAUL" at the top and "MORE PAUL" at the bottom. The switch has an amber tip. Two-column graphic titled "What You Say vs. What I Hear: COVID-19 Edition". Left column "What you say:" and right column "What I Hear:". Row 1: "Most people don't die from it." / "The thousands of people who die from COVID-19 every week are insignificant to me." Row 2: "We have to get back to our lives" / "The response to COVID-19 should be tailored to my tolerance for inconvenience, regardless of other people's… A black screen with a green pixelated covered wagon pulled by an ox, in the style of The Oregon Trail. Text above reads "YOU HAVE DIED". Text below reads "OF EPRFECTION IN GAME WRITING". An imgflip.com watermark is in the corner. A white-painted section of a brick wall on a city street displays a mural in large gray capital letters: "YOU ARE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR BECOMING MORE ETHICAL THAN THE SOCIETY YOU GREW UP IN." A street lamp, tall glass building, and posted signs are visible around it. Neon yellow-green flyer printed in green ink. A rounded box reads: "WHITE SUPREMACY WON'T DIE UNTIL WHITE PEOPLE SEE IT AS A WHITE ISSUE THEY NEED TO SOLVE". A dotted green starburst reads "RATHER THAN". An oval below reads: "A BLACK ISSUE THEY NEED TO EMPHATHIZE WITH." Parody infographic titled "THE 48 LAWS OF POWER" with "way better" added, in red, blue and white tiles with icons. Tips include: "Fall in love with a chicken at least once", "Wear funny glasses to work", "Transform into a bridge occasionally", "GRYFFINDOR !", "Read Karl Marx, eat the rich.", "A crown.", "Do not ever trust water, it has no electrolytes".

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