Xennial Memes

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RPG Video Games

Pixel art video game screenshot of a small character with brown hair, a dark top and a striped shirt standing in a gray hallway with a door, wall lamps, a chair and a vase of yellow flowers. A dialogue box reads: "* Despite everything, it's still you." Text post titled "Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:" followed by bullets: As the prophecy foretold. But at what cost? So let it be written; so let it be done. So...it has come to this. That's just what he/she/they would've said. Is this why fate brought us together? And thus, I die. ...just like in my dream... Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.… A huge dark flowchart titled "How to Write a Game Story". A green START triangle leads to "Add zombies." and "Do you care about story?", then branches through questions like "Are you pretentious?", "Sweet. Genre?", "Is there a princess, possibly in another castle?", "Aliens?", "Mafia?", and "Cool with cribbing Tolkien?". Endings include "THE END", "NOPE SEQUEL", "Oh. You don't need this chart.", and "Real clever.… A collage of video game artwork in a grid: a golden angular figure, a dark armored warrior, a figure wreathed in fire and smoke, a hooded assassin's blade, the golden Triforce, a dark armored soldier, and a glowing orange mechanical arm. Top text: "IF VIDEOGAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ANYTHING". Bottom text: "IT'S THAT IF YOU ENCOUNTER ENEMIES, THEN YOU'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY." A 3x3 alignment chart on a black background, each square a portrait of a game industry figure with a quote. LAWFUL GOOD: "A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever." NEUTRAL GOOD: "I get about 10,000 emails each time we release a game, and while I can't respond to all of them, I do read all of them." CHAOTIC GOOD: "As long as there's at least one publisher out there who is interested in… Screenshot of a Stellaris event window titled "Mass Extinction: Frozen" showing a painted icy landscape with a futuristic base. Text: "An unnatural shift in the atmosphere's chemical make-up resulted in the slow but irreversible onset of an ice age - one that began before the formation of the Terran Regency and is likely to persist long after our passing. The exact cause remains unknown, but probable explanations… Three-column flowchart with green safe and red death outcomes. Sections: The Approach, The Base, The Endgame. Covers armor, shields, weapons, vents, long walk, escort, crew, final fight, hold the line and commander.