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Tumblr post from whereismywizardhat titled "Final Fantasy In A Nutshell", a bulleted list. FF I: Four Heroes Break A Time Loop. FF II: Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan. FF III: Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance. FF IV: Star Wars But The Emperor Is A Space Ghost On The…

Final Fantasy I Through XV, Summed Up in a Nutshell

A Tumblr post boils every mainline Final Fantasy game, I through XV, into one snarky line each, with plenty of Star Wars jokes for RPG fans who grew up on the series.

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Tumblr post from whereismywizardhat titled "Final Fantasy In A Nutshell", a bulleted list. FF I: Four Heroes Break A Time Loop. FF II: Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan. FF III: Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance. FF IV: Star Wars But The Emperor Is A Space Ghost On The…

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