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A worn, taped, cracked piece of old brownish card with a thick black rectangular border. Printed text reads: "YOUR STORY HAS TOUCHED MY HEART. Never before have I met anyone with more troubles than you. Please accept this token of my sincere sympathy."

Your Story Touched My Heart, Here's a Sympathy Token

A battered vintage sympathy card hands out backhanded pity for your sob story. It echoes the sarcastic tiny-violin gag Xennials grew up trading as novelty cards.

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A worn, taped, cracked piece of old brownish card with a thick black rectangular border. Printed text reads: "YOUR STORY HAS TOUCHED MY HEART. Never before have I met anyone with more troubles than you. Please accept this token of my sincere sympathy."

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