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A someecards user card with a vintage illustration of a kneeling man in a hat gesturing at the ground while a woman in a long dress and hat stands with her back to us. Text: "Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren." Logo: someecards, user card.

Behold the Barren Field of My Fucks

A someecards-style ecard in faux-Biblical language declares the field where the speaker grows their fucks is barren, a classic snarky, indifferent-adult joke.

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A someecards user card with a vintage illustration of a kneeling man in a hat gesturing at the ground while a woman in a long dress and hat stands with her back to us. Text: "Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren." Logo: someecards, user card.

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