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Plastic nursery pots of dry, tan-orange ornamental grass labeled ColorGrass 'Bronco' Carex sit on a wooden table. A small chalkboard sign in blue handwriting reads: "I'M NOT DEAD THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK".

Not Dead, Just Dormant Grass Looking Like This

A garden center's Bronco Carex grass looks dead, so its chalkboard sign pleads otherwise. A relatable joke for tired Xennials whose resting look is exhausted but alive.

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Plastic nursery pots of dry, tan-orange ornamental grass labeled ColorGrass 'Bronco' Carex sit on a wooden table. A small chalkboard sign in blue handwriting reads: "I'M NOT DEAD THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK".

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