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A 3 by 3 alignment chart titled "content alignment chart". Columns: DOCTRINE PURIST, "An article is a written composition in prose, usually nonfiction, on a specific topic, forming an independent part of a book or other publication"; DOCTRINE NEUTRAL, "an article is content that addresses a specific topic as part of a larger body of work"; DOCTRINE RADICAL, "An article has words that communicate a message". Rows:…

Content Alignment Chart: Is This Even an Article?

A D&D-style alignment chart sorts web content from NYT news story to "this meme" by how strictly each fits the definition of an article. A joke for veterans of the web.

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A 3 by 3 alignment chart titled "content alignment chart". Columns: DOCTRINE PURIST, "An article is a written composition in prose, usually nonfiction, on a specific topic, forming an independent part of a book or other publication"; DOCTRINE NEUTRAL, "an article is content that addresses a specific topic as part of a larger body of work"; DOCTRINE RADICAL, "An article has words that communicate a message". Rows:…

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A 3x3 alignment chart titled "bookmark alignment chart" with a photo in each square. Lawful good: "book ribbon". Neutral good: "sentence pointer". Chaotic good: "scrap paper, receipts". Lawful neutral: "e-book". True neutral: "proper bookmark". Chaotic neutral: "leaf". Lawful evil: "memorising the page number". Neutral evil: "leaving the book face down". Chaotic evil: "dog ear". A huge flowchart titled "A Quick and Easy to Follow Guide for Dungeons & Dragons (5E Edition)" with a disclaimer: "This guide not intended for actual use." It starts at "START HERE: When I fight, I like to..." and branches through joke questions to class results like Druid, Rogue, Fighter, Monk, Barbarian, Bard, Ranger, Paladin, Cleric, Warlock, Wizard, Sorcerer and Mystic. A 3x3 alignment chart titled "THE TANK ALIGNMENT CHART". Columns: "DOCTRINE PURIST" (A tank is to be used for breakthrough and exploitation into the enemy rear), "DOCTRINE NEUTRAL" (A tank is to be used for assault, exploitation, direct troop support and mobile defence), "DOCTRINE RADICAL" (A tank may be used for anything it is good at). Rows: "STRUCTURE PURIST" (A tank is a heavily armoured ground combat vehicle… Screenshot of a Facebook post by Susan Galasso Seleen, Aug 15, 2018 at 8:21 AM. It lists: Social Justice Warrior: Wades into the front lines of online and IRL confrontations. Social Justice Barbarian: Punches Nazis. Social Justice Paladin: Activist and crusader. Social Justice Bard: Writes blog posts, protest songs, slam poetry. Social Justice Druid: Knows you can't afford your medication and has something that… A 3x3 alignment chart on a black background, each square a portrait of a game industry figure with a quote. LAWFUL GOOD: "A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever." NEUTRAL GOOD: "I get about 10,000 emails each time we release a game, and while I can't respond to all of them, I do read all of them." CHAOTIC GOOD: "As long as there's at least one publisher out there who is interested in… A 5x5 grid of photos. Column headings across the top: DEVELOPERS, DESIGNERS, PROJECT MANAGERS, QA, SYSADMINS. Row labels down the left: SEEN BY DEVELOPERS, SEEN BY DESIGNERS, SEEN BY PROJECT MANAGERS, SEEN BY QA, SEEN BY SYSADMINS. Each cell shows a stock or pop-culture photo, such as a scientist, a toddler with paintbrushes, a man in a black turtleneck, a prisoner behind bars, and a cartoon man flipping the bird.

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