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Screenshot of a tweet from The GoDamn DM (@TheGodD...), 13h, with a cartoon avatar of a hooded figure in a chair holding a goblet. Text: "DM: As you enter the grasslands you see a majestic giraffe. Players: Awwwwww. DM: Roll initiative. Players: Wait what? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e". Below, a photo of a giraffe smashing its head through a car window in a safari park, glass flying. ifunny.co watermark.

Giraffe Encounter Demands You Roll Initiative

A Dungeons & Dragons DM tweet where a cute giraffe becomes a combat encounter, paired with a photo of a giraffe smashing through a car window. Roll initiative!

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Screenshot of a tweet from The GoDamn DM (@TheGodD...), 13h, with a cartoon avatar of a hooded figure in a chair holding a goblet. Text: "DM: As you enter the grasslands you see a majestic giraffe. Players: Awwwwww. DM: Roll initiative. Players: Wait what? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e". Below, a photo of a giraffe smashing its head through a car window in a safari park, glass flying. ifunny.co watermark.

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