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Twelve colored boxes assign D&D classes to friend types. Barbarian: asks for leftovers, big, "Sorry my place is usually cleaner than this". Bard: first to ask for the aux cord, aggressively horny, drums on everything. Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard follow. Made by @kihublue.

Which D&D Class Is Your Friend? Millennial Edition

A grid matching D&D classes to real-life friend archetypes, from the aux-cord Bard to the Barnes & Noble Wizard. A tabletop RPG twist on personality types.

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Twelve colored boxes assign D&D classes to friend types. Barbarian: asks for leftovers, big, "Sorry my place is usually cleaner than this". Bard: first to ask for the aux cord, aggressively horny, drums on everything. Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard follow. Made by @kihublue.

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