Xennial Memes

Xennial Memes

Dark-mode Reddit thread screenshot. HotConsideration30, 4h: "The incest states should not dictate policy" (44 points). Reply by T33CH33R, 4h: "Hey, but they are number one in or ...". youarebadatyourjob, 4h: "Strawman argument." (-61). Llarys, 3h: "Ok then, let's be pragmatic about it. The poorest states should not dictate spending policies for the rest of us. The states with the highest maternal, and infant,… A light blue sticker on a gray metal pole with hand-lettered black text: "There are girls with dicks, guys with vaginas, and transphobes without teeth." A circled anarchist A combined with a transgender symbol appears at the left and right ends. Close-up of Smaug, a brown scaly dragon with glowing amber eyes and a heap of gold coins beneath its jaw. White text box: "This is Smaug, the dragon from The Hobbit. Smaug famously stole a mountain full of gold. So full that he sleeps buried under gold. We're talking literal tons and tons of gold by weight. Forbes ranks Smaug as the second wealthiest fictional character. He had been first, but the price of gold… Black serif text on a white background. Title: "For Someone Who Used AI to Write a Poem". Poem: "Now I let it pass back into darkness. I hear you. I know this life is hard now. I know your days are precious on this earth. But what are you trying to be free of? The living? The miraculous task of it? Love is for the ones who love the work." Signed "—Joseph Fasano". A black hanging shop sign with a white border, suspended from a metal bracket outside a building. White capital letters read: "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE. I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT." A blue sign partly reading "Hump" and "Sloo" is visible at the lower right. A vintage engraving-style illustration of a small dark bird with a pale breast walking along a wavy shoreline. Below it, in ornate decorative lettering, the text reads: "I AM GOING TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM WITH WEED" and a smaller gray credit, "@EFFINBIRDS". Cartoon illustration of a red pyramid-shaped metronome with its pendulum arm swinging, red arrows showing motion. Text on the left reads "a better world is possible". Text on the right reads "we're so fucked". The base of the metronome is labeled "me". Illustration of a fluffy reddish-brown highland calf with closed eyes and a pink nose, curled up in green grass among purple thistle flowers. Text above reads: "I don't need to qualify my existence. I am allowed to take up space." Signed "The Latest Kate" at bottom left. Caption at top reads: "When you incorporate all the feedback from every critique." Below is a photo of a single pizza crust topped half with a whole roasted chicken, shredded cheese, tomatoes and an olive, and half with chocolate sprinkles and colorful candy lentils. Six-panel black-and-white comic in three Before/After rows. Row 1 Before: "GREAT, WITH ALL THESE WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, WE NEED TO TAKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT TRAINING AND BE ALL "PC"." After: "ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS COMPANY IS GETTING A LITTLE TOO WOKE?" Row 2 Before: "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS MOVIE?" After: "JEEZ, WHY IS HOLLYWOOD SO WOKE THESE DAYS?" Row 3 Before: "I DON'T WANT NO QUEERS AROUND MY… Acrylic painting of a headless-looking figure in a red shirt and blue jeans sitting cross-legged, reading a large black book with yellow edges. A pale beam of light falls from above, and a black ink-like skull creature with white eyes drops into it. Red letters at the bottom read: AHHHH Black and gold portrait of an older person with glasses and a turtleneck above white text on black: "Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told… Top-down photo of bright white snow with the imprint of a bird's outstretched wings pressed around a dark central hole. Feather lines fan out along both wings, and blue shadows trace the wing edges. No text appears in the image. White text on a black background beside a large white Punisher skull logo. Text: "YOU'RE NOT THE PUNISHER. YOU'RE A WHITE SUPREMACIST WHO DIDN'T READ THE COMICS." Five-panel black-and-white comic. Panel 1: a woman in colonial-style clothing says, "BLACK PEOPLE ARE INFERIOR!" Panel 2: a bearded man in a suit says, "I JUST DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE." Panel 3: a man in a bowler hat says, "BLACK PEOPLE ARE OKAY, BUT THEY SHOULD STICK TO THEIR OWN KIND." Panel 4: a man in sunglasses and suit says, "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?" Panel 5: a man in a polo… Black serif text on a white background reads: "I knew that I was dying. something in me said, go ahead, die, sleep, become as them, accept. then something else in me said, no, save the tiniest bit. it needn't be much, just a spark. a spark can set a whole forest on fire. just a spark. save it. - Charles Bukowski". At the bottom: "#DONTGIVEUPWORLD". Vintage romance comic panel. A smiling dark-haired woman in a teal top peeks around a red curtain toward a red-haired man seen in close profile at left. Her speech bubble reads: "I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS TOO FAR, YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME." A vertical credit reads "This isn't happiness.com". A tweet screenshot from Johnny Akzam, @JohnnyAkzam, with a verified badge and a small photo of a smiling bald man, laid over a Monopoly board. Text: "Reminder: Monopoly ends when no one can afford to live on the board anymore. At that point, everything becomes worthless. The money means nothing. The hotels sit abandoned. The only thing left is to restart the game and do it again. It's unsustainable. It's what we're… Screenshot of a blog-style article. Title: "How I defeated Fascism With the Power of Love" by Luigi. "Chapter 1: The Power of Love" reads: "The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love." Next heading: "Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence". Black-and-white Far Side cartoon of a rock band on stage, the guitarists tossing a bottle and objects into the air, while a crowd in front reaches up. In the foreground a technician's hand turns a mixing board with knobs labeled Channel, Midrange, Reverb, Suck, Treble, Bass and Mic. Caption: Raymond's last day as the band's sound technician Six-panel comic. A scowling man says in a speech bubble, "TRANSIT ISN'T PROFITABLE". He looks up at glowing stars, and a blonde angel descends and hands him a slip of paper. He holds it, and the paper reads "NEITHER ARE HIGHWAYS". Imgflip.com watermark at the bottom. Bizarro comic by Dan Piraro. A man in a sweater bends over, hand on his back, scowling at a young girl holding a newspaper in a living room. His speech bubble reads: "How about if your generation spends less time studying how my generation destroyed the environment, and more time figuring out a magical solution?!" A 3 by 3 alignment chart titled "content alignment chart". Columns: DOCTRINE PURIST, "An article is a written composition in prose, usually nonfiction, on a specific topic, forming an independent part of a book or other publication"; DOCTRINE NEUTRAL, "an article is content that addresses a specific topic as part of a larger body of work"; DOCTRINE RADICAL, "An article has words that communicate a message". Rows:… Black-and-white comic panel by Singer. Headline: "PUBLIC TRANSIT WASTES MONEY. IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE SUBSIDIZED!" Labels: "Pollution subsidized by health care premiums"; "Parking subsidized by business & taxes"; "Subsidized police, fire & paramedics for 4 million accidents per year"; "Local, state & federal taxes subsidize streets & highways."; "Costs of cars, gas, maintenance & insurance "subsidized" by car owners."… Illustration of Plato's Allegory of the Cave. Caption at top: "The problem of US politics, as Plato's Allegory of the Cave". Shackled figures labeled "Voters" watch shadows on the wall as people carry figures past a fire labeled "Media". Below, two text columns about Democrats and Republicans. A cream-colored web page headed "Why wasn't this page found?" with the line "We asked some leading economists." Below, two columns list economic theories, each with a satirical explanation of a missing page: Stagflation, General economics, Liquidity traps, Pareto inefficiency, Supply and demand, Classical economics, Keynesian economics, Malthusianism, Neo-Malthusianism, Marxism, Laissez Faire Capitalism,… Black-and-white photo of a man with shaggy hair in a black turtleneck, seated on a stool in a cluttered studio. Behind him, four large airbrushed paintings show biomechanical domed structures with skulls and faces on rails. No text. White text on a black background: "In the 1980s, A&W tried to compete with the Mcdonald's Quarter Pounder by selling a 1/3 pound burger at a lower cost. The product failed, because most customers thought the 1/4 pound was bigger." Then, after a gap: "This is why I don't argue online." Two-panel stick figure doodle. Top, "What we think works: Brainstorming": four people at an oval table say "Blah", "I agree!" and "What he said!" while one says in a thought bubble "Can't get a word in..." and "Yikes!" Bottom, "What actually works: Brainwriting": Step One "Generate ideas independently", Step Two "Regroup to evaluate and discuss". @researchdoodles. Evidence: four cited studies. Cartoon illustration of a red emergency box mounted on a brick wall, like a fire alarm. Yellow text on top reads "IN EVENT OF A CAPITALIST CRISIS BREAK GLASS". Behind the glass pane is a hammer and sickle. A watermark on the right reads "I MEMEHEROES.COM".

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