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Screenshot of a three-part Tumblr thread. User teaboot: "Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you're not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil". User candididlyautistic: "This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered." User uirgiliana: "Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way."

Catholicism Sounds Weird When You Put It That Way

A Tumblr thread jokes that Communion described in blunt terms sounds strange, a deadpan jab at religious double standards that fits the Xennial comment-section era.

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Screenshot of a three-part Tumblr thread. User teaboot: "Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you're not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil". User candididlyautistic: "This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered." User uirgiliana: "Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way."

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