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Screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post titled "The Shopping Cart Theory" by Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e), dated 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690. A thumbnail of a metal shopping cart is labeled "1.16 MB PNG". The post argues that returning a shopping cart is the ultimate test of self-governing, since it is easy, right, unenforced and unrewarded, and that people who won't do it are savages and bad members of…

The Shopping Cart Theory: Return It or Be Savage

The Shopping Cart Theory, an imageboard post claiming that returning your cart is the ultimate test of character, a grocery store parking lot morality play for adults.

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Screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post titled "The Shopping Cart Theory" by Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e), dated 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690. A thumbnail of a metal shopping cart is labeled "1.16 MB PNG". The post argues that returning a shopping cart is the ultimate test of self-governing, since it is easy, right, unenforced and unrewarded, and that people who won't do it are savages and bad members of…

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