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Black-and-white photo of an older man with swept-up gray hair, a dark suit, white shirt, dark tie and a small American flag pin, looking off to the side with a stern, weary expression. A lamp and audio equipment are behind him. Caption at the bottom: "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE"

Fix Your Hearts or Die, Lynch Style

A stern black-and-white portrait of David Lynch with the blunt caption "Fix your hearts or die," a bleak motivational poster for Twin Peaks-era fans.

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Black-and-white photo of an older man with swept-up gray hair, a dark suit, white shirt, dark tie and a small American flag pin, looking off to the side with a stern, weary expression. A lamp and audio equipment are behind him. Caption at the bottom: "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE"

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Three-panel Cracked.com graphic. Top: text reads "In 1980, Mel Brooks produced "The Elephant Man", based on the tragic story of Joseph "John" Merrick, tapping avant garde filmmaker David Lynch to direct. After seeing a cut of the film, nervous studio execs requested that some of Lynch's more abstract scenes be removed." Beside it is a black-and-white photo of a man with tousled hair wearing headphones. Middle: a… A dark, black-and-white photo of a muscular, bearded man with slicked-back hair and a stern, intense expression, shirtless and lit from above. White text with a black outline reads: "your past mistakes are there to guide you not to define you". A black hanging shop sign with a white border, suspended from a metal bracket outside a building. White capital letters read: "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE. I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT." A blue sign partly reading "Hump" and "Sloo" is visible at the lower right. A photo of a white marquee sign with black letters, taken through a smudged window, in front of green trees. It reads: "WHATEVER YOU DO TODAY DO IT WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF A 4 YEAR OLD IN A BAT MAN T SHIRT". The "4" is red. A bearded warrior in a riveted metal helmet with a eyeguard mask and a rust-orange wool cloak, lit warmly against a dark background. Text: "Pick your battles. Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That's still too many battles." Top text on a white background reads: "Things may be tough now, but there's always a light at the end of the tunnel." Below, the text reads: "The light at the end of the tunnel:" The photo shows a caped figure in a black helmet, Darth Vader, in a red-lit corridor holding a glowing red lightsaber.

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