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Aperture Science safety poster with a red header reading "KNOW YOUR PARADOXES!" and "IN THE EVENT OF ROGUE AI", flanked by yellow warning triangles. A blue panel lists "1. STAND STILL", "2. REMAIN CALM", "3. SCREAM:" then a boxed list: "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!", "NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION!", "DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF?" The Aperture logo sits at the bottom. A diagram of a round robot core with…

Know Your Paradoxes: Aperture Rogue AI Safety Poster

A Portal-style Aperture Science safety poster tells you to scream logic paradoxes at a rogue AI, a nod to GLaDOS and the Portal games many Xennials played.

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Aperture Science safety poster with a red header reading "KNOW YOUR PARADOXES!" and "IN THE EVENT OF ROGUE AI", flanked by yellow warning triangles. A blue panel lists "1. STAND STILL", "2. REMAIN CALM", "3. SCREAM:" then a boxed list: "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!", "NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION!", "DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF?" The Aperture logo sits at the bottom. A diagram of a round robot core with…

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