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A black bookmark lying on an open paperback. White text: "if you can read this..." Below is a square photo of a bloodshot yellow eye with a black pupil. More text: "you have invaded my privacy while i was reading and now i will turn around and shoot you dead." Red text: "goodbye bitch." A white smiley face is at the bottom.

Bookmark Threatens Anyone Who Reads It Over Your Shoulder

A bookmark with a bloodshot eye warns nosy readers that they've invaded your privacy and will be shot. A joke for bookworms who grew up reading in peace.

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A black bookmark lying on an open paperback. White text: "if you can read this..." Below is a square photo of a bloodshot yellow eye with a black pupil. More text: "you have invaded my privacy while i was reading and now i will turn around and shoot you dead." Red text: "goodbye bitch." A white smiley face is at the bottom.

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Acrylic painting of a headless-looking figure in a red shirt and blue jeans sitting cross-legged, reading a large black book with yellow edges. A pale beam of light falls from above, and a black ink-like skull creature with white eyes drops into it. Red letters at the bottom read: AHHHH Illustrated row of colorful book spines on a wooden shelf, including To Kill a Mockingbird, The Kite Runner, Forever by Judy Blume, Huckleberry Finn, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Bridge to Terabithia, Of Mice and Men, The Catcher in the Rye, The Giver, The Bluest Eye, The Handmaid's Tale, Harry Potter, The Color Purple, and A Wrinkle in Time. Below it reads: I'M WITH THE BANNED A blonde woman with glasses in a red t-shirt sits surrounded by enormous towering piles of books, reading a large open book. Top text: "SOME PEOPLE PREFER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES." Bottom text: "OTHERS PREFER STARING AT MARKED SLICES OF TREES AND HALLUCINATE VIVIDLY FOR HOURS ON END." Cartoon panel from The Simpsons: a yellow hand holds a blue self-help booklet with black text reading "SO YOU'VE DECIDED TO BECOME ISOLATED AND WEIRD." Below the text, a small picture shows a cartoon boy peering through a window. Two-panel comic. Top: a hand hovers over two red buttons. Left label: "Desire to be recognized among peers". Right label: "I do not wish to be perceived". Bottom: a sweating red-haired man in a red shirt wipes his brow with a cloth. Credit: JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR A small wood-paneled writing room with a built-in desk along the wall, a white chair, and large windows looking out at green trees. Built-in shelves hang on the right, and two tall vases sit on the left. Corner text reads: 2020 bridgeMLS.

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