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Screenshot of a dark-mode Twitter post by furby_hancock, with a small round profile picture and the handle @furby_hancock. The text reads: "waiter: so how is everything?" then "me: great!" then "waiter: (disgusted) even war?"

Waiter Asks How Everything Is: Even War?

A tweet joke where a waiter's routine "how is everything?" turns into a disgusted "even war?" when the diner says great. A dark-humor, doomscrolling-era gag for grown-up Xennials.

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Screenshot of a dark-mode Twitter post by furby_hancock, with a small round profile picture and the handle @furby_hancock. The text reads: "waiter: so how is everything?" then "me: great!" then "waiter: (disgusted) even war?"

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